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Natalie Portman Stands Firm By Hillary

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  • uriman, on 12/07/2007, -6/+804...and I would stand firm by Natalie Portman. giggity.
  • Minarchian, on 12/07/2007, -59/+352There goes my crush on Natalie Portman.

    It was good while it lasted.
    • philpot, on 12/07/2007, -58/+12me too, too bad she's not with freedom, with ron paul
      • CosmoLoss, on 12/07/2007, -11/+47Pretty gross mental image of Ron Paul standing firm with Natalie Portman.
        • Chaoticfist, on 12/07/2007, -3/+14Thanks a lot *****...now i have that image in my brain......."shudders"
      • TomRemixed, on 12/07/2007, -11/+21If your qualifications for a woman include her supporting Ron Paul then you might be out of luck.
        • IndigoMoss, on 12/07/2007, -1/+9Except for that on hot Metacafe chick Liv. She's into Ron Paul and beer.
        • robskicks, on 12/07/2007, -3/+1butters
      • rz8472, on 12/07/2007, -11/+3Ron Paul isn't exactly "hip". I like a lot of his policy positions, but the fact is on fluff-talk and pop culture trivia he's completely inept (as stupid and trivial as this itself sounds, it helps). That's one factor probably contributing to the lack of Hollywood support.
        • bruenig, on 12/07/2007, -3/+8Um yeah and the complete destruction of social programs probably ranks high too I imagine.
      • EzraT1, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2Strippers for Ron Paul?
    • rspeed, on 12/07/2007, -1/+45Just crop it.
    • Subvexer, on 12/07/2007, -4/+34Just because she's hot doesn't mean she's not ***** up.
      • nycmac247, on 12/07/2007, -0/+7sad but true!!
      • NSResponder, on 12/07/2007, -5/+4Amen to that.

        -jcr
      • LeeSoong, on 12/07/2007, -0/+4And you would care, why?
      • cfuse, on 12/07/2007, -1/+9You've got to love the fact that you get characterised as ***** up just by standing next to a person for 10 seconds 3 years ago and being photographed.

        If you are really that incapable of thinking then do those of us not in the US the favour of not voting at the next election. We've had more than enough from those people you previously selected.
        • lightningrod220, on 12/07/2007, -1/+6I was photographed in a crowd standing near Bill Clinton, but I hate the guy's guts. Standing near a person in a picture means nothing.
          • mrvalue, on 12/07/2007, -0/+3Agreed, but note difference between standing near someone and standing with someone.
    • beatyw, on 12/07/2007, -0/+9Just don't make me break the news to her... she's gonna be heartbroken.
    • EmperorAwesome, on 12/07/2007, -4/+29I hate it when there's this good looking girl you know nothing about, and then she opens her mouth and ruins everything.
      • jmnormand, on 12/07/2007, -12/+4yeah and what college is your degree from? I'm guess its not Harvard...
        • PorcupineTree, on 12/07/2007, -1/+15I'm guess neither is you'res.
          • Disease, on 12/07/2007, -7/+2Your's
          • daliminator, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1Wow um...damn?
            Maybe it's not too smart to correct people if you have no idea what the hell you're doing yourself?
        • 5ifty1, on 12/09/2007, -0/+0priceless
    • rastagnac, on 12/07/2007, -5/+14Did any of you DOUGHheads actually click the link?

      She didn't endorse Hillary! She's standing *firmly* by her!
      • KamikazeeDriver, on 12/07/2007, -6/+3That's like saying, "No I don't support you, but i'll stand beside you."
        What sense does that make?
        • 5ifty1, on 12/09/2007, -0/+1Obviously missed the point... Here let me clear it up for you. What it means by "standing firmly" is that her NIPPLES ARE HARD. Open eyes plx thz raar!
    • devinmurphy, on 12/07/2007, -3/+8Thats exactly what i was thinking. *****, i used to love that broad. Now she's taking pictures with satan. I mean satan would actually be cooler to take a pic with than Hillary. Shes just... ugh
      • KamikazeeDriver, on 12/07/2007, -3/+6100% in agreement.

        Thank you Natalie, your level head just fell in the basket. The attraction is gone.
    • rz8472, on 12/07/2007, -1/+1Now I know why Bill cheated. He showed get a medal from Maxim or AskMen rather than have been impeached.
    • chrisc3, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1your crush was photoshopped at the time
  • cindylauper, on 12/07/2007, -2/+197With out a doubt, those are the best endorsments she'll get this cycle.
    • Smalldude76, on 12/07/2007, -1/+8Hey, the one-ups this picture got because of natalie's boobage aren't actually votes, just boners ;)
    • sotopheavy, on 12/07/2007, -2/+6That joke had it all. Hard nipples as endorsements, Making fun of women for their periods and Hillary sucks.
    • UnkelJethro, on 12/07/2007, -0/+0Morons all of you -- this is from years ago.
  • iPissExcellence, on 12/07/2007, -11/+404dugg for hillary's smile & natalie's nipples.
    • GThrift, on 12/07/2007, -1/+128+1 for the nipples
    • merdiesel, on 12/07/2007, -3/+117-1 for the smile
    • mac26, on 12/07/2007, -1/+78+2 one for each nip
    • Culled, on 12/07/2007, -1/+129+5,000 for no Hillary nipples.
    • gn0stik, on 12/07/2007, -3/+162Thank god there's no cup.
    • unreg, on 12/07/2007, -13/+2Isn't Hillary a lesbo now
    • squareceo, on 12/07/2007, -0/+74I think its obvious from this picture that Hilary Clinton is as cold as ice.
      • EricSchC1, on 12/07/2007, -3/+13I think its obvious from this picture that Natalie Portman is as cold as ice...at least a little.
      • boombye, on 12/07/2007, -0/+4Yeah I think Hillary hogged all the ice, I mean look at her eyes.
      • tyywebb, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1I see what you did there.
      • aduzik, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1So it *is* a little bit chilly wherever Hillary Clinton goes. I can't say I'm surprised.
    • mrASSMAN, on 12/07/2007, -5/+7Natalie's nips are clearly standing firm next to Hillary..
      • PeppermintPig, on 12/07/2007, -4/+1What an awful, awful mental image... Was there any scissoring involved?
    • econojon, on 12/07/2007, -6/+5Natalie's Nipples are hawt! Must have been REALLY cold standing next to Hillary! She looks like she was just attacked by the Joker! Only Bill the Batman can save Natalie now!
    • Komgol, on 12/07/2007, -2/+2Really? That's what you're digging it for? *I* thought you were digging it for the ***** painting in the background, *****.
  • groinkster, on 12/07/2007, -7/+125I am pitching a tent and it is getting rained on
    • timeisapear, on 12/07/2007, -1/+7more like rained in
    • Diffy, on 12/07/2007, -0/+28He is having an ejaculation in his trousers.
      • groinkster, on 12/07/2007, -1/+1Oh no! Thats not what I meant! har har!
    • Ireland, on 12/07/2007, -1/+3Nipples ''08!

      Looking at Clinton I'm convinced she's a coke-head.
    • RedHairedMan, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1My loins can't decide between happy or sad. My eyes can't pick between nipples or the gorgon stare. I think I need to go lay down now.
  • nerdherder, on 12/07/2007, -6/+172Looks cold in there...
    • craprock, on 12/07/2007, -0/+63It's the blond one's heart.
      • jon30041, on 12/07/2007, -2/+21Correction: The black hole where her heart SHOULD be sucks the warmth and happiness out of any room she's in.

        She's like a Dementor. But uglier.
        • Insomnya3AM, on 12/07/2007, -1/+2Dugg for comparing Hillary Clinton to a Harry Potter character.
    • Pillage, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2New Title:
      Nat's nips are hardened by the icy touch of Hillary's soulless fingers.
  • coleko, on 12/07/2007, -2/+106The force is obviously with her...
  • mugwumpz, on 12/07/2007, -28/+5Hillary is a chipmunk caught in Natalie Portman's headlights. (Sorry...not original to me, but I loved the line and stole it. Interesting enough, the captcha for this submission was KtFAP...)
  • mugwumpz, on 12/07/2007, -21/+5Oh, I almost forgot that I saw this, too...the other end: http://fantasymusings.blogsome.com/2007/11/11/nata ...
    • latrosicarius, on 12/07/2007, -2/+7You could mention NSFW...
      • kidcodea, on 12/07/2007, -6/+2why should he? u click every ***** link you see on the net while at work? then you should be fired ,*****. at least have the decency to live it like a bum, in a van, DOWN BY THE RIVER.
        • latrosicarius, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2on a news site, I click whatever link i find interesting. now GTFO of digg you idiot prepub
    • SyntraFTW, on 12/07/2007, -0/+4Best comment ever. But NSFW.
    • lordtyros, on 12/07/2007, -1/+3flat ass is flat.
  • weakinduhknees, on 12/07/2007, -8/+255i think the nipples were superimposed to get the digg community on hillary's side. well i'm not falling for that again!
    • provost, on 12/07/2007, -1/+2at least this time it was the person that hillary was with that got the nipples. yikes.
  • allaboutdatiki, on 12/07/2007, -6/+22I'm not sure what's popping out further ... Hillary's Tex Avery eyes or ... well, sheesh, there's only two reasons to stare at this ...
    • UbIwerks, on 12/07/2007, -1/+4I'm not sure if the Digg community knows who Tex Avery is.
      Bob Clampett FTW.
    • KamikazeeDriver, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1Regardless, Hilary's eye's are about to explode
  • vault, on 12/07/2007, -7/+396Only Hillary could ruin a picture of Natalie Portman...wtf is with her face.
    • merdiesel, on 12/07/2007, -2/+47Imagine what she looks like in the morning...
      I feel sorry for Bill.
      • jivecjedkin, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1I'm pretty sure Bill stopped waking up next to her a long time ago.
      • Iconoclast25, on 12/10/2007, -0/+1He got what he paid for and deserved . . . .
    • rpguy, on 12/07/2007, -1/+50hahah.. i didn't even notice hillary
    • Gryffydd, on 12/07/2007, -2/+19Her face is like that as a result of years of soul-sucking
    • saxman7000, on 12/07/2007, -0/+8I can't help but see a pedogrin...
    • boombye, on 12/07/2007, -1/+3She looks like she's on meth, look at her eyes.. She probably can't get no good sleep lately or something with being constantly busy and needed the boost or something lol.
    • MistySteele, on 12/07/2007, -0/+3You can almost see Hillary's thoughts: Must . . . Not . . . Look . . . At . . . Chest . . . Must . . . .
    • maremv, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2Hilliary looks like Skeletor!
      here is another picture of her: http://www.krosis.com/imgs/art/full/skeletor.jpg
  • ani625, on 12/07/2007, -2/+30What hillary?
  • Slicebox, on 12/07/2007, -3/+100This isn't a new picture, it's probably 4-5 years old. I'm not complaining, just FYI. It wasn't taken during Hillary's current run.
  • 1town, on 12/07/2007, -3/+60^As slicebox pointed out, it's an old picture. This is just a joke, and not news. So shut up and just enjoy the nipplage
  • greendalek, on 12/07/2007, -3/+127So this is how liberty dies... to thunderous applause.
    • themanmachine, on 12/07/2007, -3/+9Probably the only good quote in that entire movie.
    • AZTriGuy, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2I want you to know, that even though we're sitting down, we're giving you a standing ovation!
  • kkeith02, on 12/07/2007, -0/+16Tune in Tokyo!
  • pedrovoltaire, on 12/07/2007, -2/+39Hillary is so aroused in that pic
    • EricSchC1, on 12/07/2007, -0/+3"Hillary is so aroused in that pic"
      as is Bill, I'd assume...well, if Hillary wasn't in the picture.
    • Chirp08, on 12/09/2007, -0/+1yeah, you just can't see her dick in that picture...
  • NYC83, on 12/07/2007, -12/+2The entire gallery is available: http://www.digg.com/2008_us_elections/The_Ultimate ...
  • theForemanGrill, on 12/07/2007, -1/+74i'll take the one on the right...
    • kalleanka, on 12/07/2007, -1/+18And I take the one to... ehhh... Also the right...
    • rz8472, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1But I have a fetish for large eye bags, eye wrinkles, yellowing teeth, and vacant smiles like the one on that guy who's always on those Enzyte(TM) commercials!
    • SirBryce, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1"And I'll take that one....as well..."
      I believe that was the quote.
  • SpaceDreamer, on 12/07/2007, -1/+11this is just asking for captions.
  • jstroh, on 12/07/2007, -3/+70No bra = dugg
    • contractcentral, on 12/07/2007, -10/+3No bro = dugg
    • bingobongony, on 12/07/2007, -4/+3You've never seen a woman naked, hjave you? Why do you assume there is no bra on? Are you under the assumption that you can see nipples if someone is wearing a bra? (It is also a fake picture.)
  • contractcentral, on 12/07/2007, -0/+38I'm not sure who's more excited, hillary or natalie.
  • Groovemaster, on 12/07/2007, -30/+24This explains why Natalie Portman is such a wooden actress... She's an idiot.
  • NickSpinner, on 12/07/2007, -1/+87hillary clinton looks ***** crazy! what the hell is wrong with her eyes?! she looks like a lizard
    • Spoomeister, on 12/07/2007, -0/+8I do not understand why Hilary gets away with this expression about once every 2 or 3 months, while Howard Dean was run out of the race a few years ago on just one "yeeeeah!".
    • Chaoticfist, on 12/07/2007, -0/+6quiet.....Its the Lizard People...... get the guns..
    • nycmac247, on 12/07/2007, -0/+8Is a lizard --- google "David Icke."

      !!!
    • hansning, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2didn't even notice. actually, didn't even look. the nipples were too distracting.
    • NeverReturnKid, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2She's an evil Reptilian thats bent on taking over the world.
    • lochraven, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2Ugh, that reminds me of something. Anyone else remember that show V that was on in the 80's? Reptilian aliens wearing human skin suits? Man that show creeped me out when I was a kid.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_%28TV_series%29
  • postalblowfish7, on 12/07/2007, -0/+104wow - talk about being simultaneously turned on and disgusted.
    • themanmachine, on 12/07/2007, -0/+28My dick is so confused.
      • Snuff99, on 12/07/2007, -0/+4Agreed. I'm torn inside. I wanna look, but damn Hillary's face is busted!
    • ivandir, on 12/07/2007, -0/+10Hillary's dick is confused too. Why do you think she is making that face.
  • Nodaki, on 12/07/2007, -20/+29Elite Zionist Natalie Portman and her pet.
    • lazyfisherman, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1What's that you say, I can't see anything but her hotness.. and everybody knows her real name.. it's pretty easy to find
    • breezytrees, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1you have the roles reversed
  • helgew, on 12/07/2007, -1/+3Just look at those eyes!
  • Corrosionx, on 12/07/2007, -13/+5She's a disgrace to the character she played in that movie.
  • joshuasawyer, on 12/07/2007, -26/+4Grow up diggers. this site does not have to be perverted. Of course Portman is pretty, but we don't need to go there.
  • CYG101, on 12/07/2007, -1/+11I would vote for those nipples without a blink
  • Hoogie7Dowser, on 12/07/2007, -8/+85Oh no! NIPPLES!!

    My kryptonite!! My RON Paul support is weakkkk....ennning...
    • Identity4, on 12/07/2007, -0/+6easy fix...just turn your gaze slightly to the left.
    • Bodhinature, on 12/08/2007, -0/+1But Ron Paul shook hands with Johnny Rotten!
  • Makaveli604, on 12/07/2007, -3/+29I'm to freaked out by Hillary Clinton's eyes to enjoy the nipples..
  • jmpeagle, on 12/07/2007, -7/+1is this real or photoshopped?
  • reduxien, on 12/07/2007, -1/+28WTF?!?! Hillary Clinton was in this picture?!?! Hmm... I'll have to look at this again
    • Dylson, on 12/07/2007, -3/+1Bitch needs to get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich.
      • ispeakasian, on 12/08/2007, -1/+1Hey! You spelled "sandwich" wrong!!
  • gr33k, on 12/07/2007, -1/+107Wow...you think Obama can get Oprah's nipples to do that?
    • brandon215, on 12/07/2007, -0/+10Dude your comment is classic. I laughed out loud on that one.
    • Blaircowanuk, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1As did i.
  • toxicityj, on 12/07/2007, -0/+36natalie looks terrified
    • RetiredExplorer, on 12/07/2007, -0/+4yeah and Hillary looks ecstatic.
    • theojanke, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2She was probably thinking, "Dammit, my nipples are hard. This is going to be all over the Internet..."
  • SchraderTrader, on 12/07/2007, -2/+7now why does Hillary have to go and ruin the perfectly good picture of a beautiful woman freely expressing herself by not wearing a braski?
  • andrew15, on 12/07/2007, -1/+3And to think I used to get firm thinking about standing next to Ms. Portman...
  • tehbored, on 12/07/2007, -0/+3Hillary is glaring at me!
  • stoanhart, on 12/07/2007, -6/+9Natalie looks like she's about to cry. And Hitlery looks like she's about to strangle someone.

    Photo-op gone bad...
  • petebert, on 12/07/2007, -1/+3looks pretty firm to me
  • MikeDawg, on 12/07/2007, -1/+19Must be cold. . . Especially standing next to Hillary.
  • KittySpark1es, on 12/07/2007, -1/+26I never thought I'd say this but...
    John Mayer 1
    Natalie Portman 0
    • stevecole, on 12/07/2007, -0/+6Honestly, I'm seeing...

      Natalie Portman 2
  • j85142, on 12/07/2007, -5/+0Truly beautiful..
  • Poweroft, on 12/07/2007, -2/+2Is there a cold breeze in here?
  • centran, on 12/07/2007, -0/+3All right, nipples aside...
    Has anyone noticed how much Hilary has "aged". Maybe some of the recent photos are just bad makeup but it seems like this campaign has taken a toll on her.
    • aaron4, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2wow, i was about to say that exact same thing, even the "nipples aside" thing. weird. but i will also add that Hilary looks robotronic.
      • andrew15, on 12/07/2007, -0/+3yeah, i've always noticed how much a President ages over his term. But Hillary, wow he's REALLY looking older
    • glucoseboy, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2Yes, I can't imagine how she will look after four years in the White House (if she gets in as president). I can't find the link, but there are these series of photos taken of presidents on the start of their presidency, juxtaposed with photos of them taken after four years in. Being POTUS truly wears a person out.
    • breezytrees, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1presidential campaigns always age people

      Actually being president only ages them more
    • ZenMojo, on 12/07/2007, -0/+2She's 60. I think age has aged her.
  • maybeinoregon, on 12/07/2007, -3/+4I think Hillary's expression says - "Wow it must be cold outside!" - giddyup.
    • nastajus, on 12/07/2007, -0/+1So many diggs on so many comments in this article. I think this eclipses every Top Story on Digg.
  • MalachiConstant, on 12/07/2007, -3/+4United States of Zion?
  • Skooma714, on 12/07/2007, -2/+1And Hillary stands firm... all three of his legs.
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