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  • smacksaw, on 09/25/2008, -0/+1Putin: Launch the missiles!
    Medvedev: Really? You want to take out the US?
    Putin: DOOOOO EEEEEET!
    Medvedev: Whatever you say, my lord.

    Palin (dialing phone): I'd better call John...
    McCain (answers phone): Hello?
    Palin: It's me, Sarah.
    McCain: Hey *****! What's up you dumb bitch?
    Palin: John, I just got something on my Yahoo! Mail saying there's a crisis.
    McCain: Yahoo! Mail? Is that like some sort of frontier, Alaska-style mail service?
    Palin: I think there's a problem. Can you check with your Cabinet?
    McCain: Well, actually, I'm in the john. You know, prostate issues...getting up.
    McCain: Oh wait. There's blinking lights everywhere. I can't recall what they mean. Oh yeah, it means there's a nuclear missile strike by Russia!
    Palin: OH SWEET JESUS, JOHN! I CAN SEE THE MISSILES FROM OUTSIDE MY WINDOW! THEY'RE COMING RIGHT FOR US!
    McCain: What do we do?
    Palin: Don't ask me! You knew I didn't have any experience when you hired me. Build a hockey rink?
    McCain: Ok. We need time to think. I'll call the Russians and ask if we can take a Time Out. That ***** worked on Obama.
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