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- jayzDigga, on 08/20/2008, -3/+31) Don't let Hillary turn him into a Llama
2) If Hillary turns him into a Llama, don't let Bill put him in a sack and through him into a Llama drawn cart.
3) If he finds himself in a sack in the back of a Llama drawn cart --- a ***** it, it ain't gonna happen.- thankuvrylittle, on 08/22/2008, -0/+0lol...emperor's new groove meme
- LoneRanger85, on 08/20/2008, -1/+6I SO love lists! Let's see what I can come up with.
1. Get free, 24/7 airtime on every channel by appearing in those annoying Viva Viagra commercials.
2. Have his speech writers draw extensively from old George Carlin routines.
3. Adopt a poor, white child from some faraway, poverty-stricken land -- like the Ozarks. (Hey, it worked for the Clintons.)
4. Make a Jedi video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PQj4tp26Os
5. Card tricks.
I could have done more, but it seems five was the quota. - jayzDigga, on 08/20/2008, -1/+5I can do more:
1) Instead of saying 'uh' between thoughts, say 'giggity'
2) Visit Georgia, while on his way releasing a statement that he will be listening to the commanders who are on the ground.
3) Leak the Michelle and Barry sex tapes.
4) Play the sax on MTV
5) Instead of text messaging his running mate, make a campaign stop to a tattoo shop to have the VP candidates picture tattooed on his chest.
6) Put on some army gear and go for a ride in a tank. - Ridgeliner7, on 08/20/2008, -1/+6Yes! His offense and attacks on McCain are working so well already! More of them...MORE!
LOL..he is already slipping badly, do what the Kos and HuffPo geniuses want! - jayzDigga, on 08/20/2008, -2/+5Ya know, I totally left this hanging.
the #1 way would be to send his brother a check for $24 dollars, effectively doubling the guys annual income.
http://digg.com/2008_us_elections/Obama_s_lost_bro ...- LoneRanger85, on 08/20/2008, -1/+4That's the best one of all. by the way, some digger kid goes around digging people down just for GPs. I dugg you back up. For some reason, this is a big deal to the digger kids.
- bsmeteronhigh2, on 08/21/2008, -1/+1Put his grandmother in a commercial. Enough of the "I don't look like a white president b.s.--I'm underwhelmed. Attack McCain for abandoning his first wife...beat it into the ground. Use the same ideas Bush used against him-- watch Rove fight himself.
Lets see some video of McCain going off in a tirade and put a nuke going off in the next scene. Then slowly zoom in on a red button...and we hear a child's voice asking, "Mommy, why did folks vote for that angry old man?" - LoneRanger85, on 08/22/2008, -2/+2You libs just don't get the fact that satire must be based in truth. That's why your humor is always mean-spirited and dead.
- paiute8, on 08/24/2008, -0/+2lol thats some funny things
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